“Why Does Everybody Gotta Be So Cruel?” by Jaymie Gerard
Peter called Petunia a pickled poopy pie
So Petunia stuck her tongue at him until it made him cry
Sandra told Steven he smelled like rotten cheese
So Steven sprinkled pepper next to Sarah ‘til she sneezed
Markus called Maria a mangy monster mutt
So Maria put a “kick me” sign on Markus’s butt
Devon told me that I look like drool –
Why does everybody gotta be so cruel?
