Poem 49 – “Why Does Everybody Gotta Be So Cruel?”


“Why Does Everybody Gotta Be So Cruel?” by Jaymie Gerard


Peter called Petunia a pickled poopy pie

So Petunia stuck her tongue at him until it made him cry

Sandra told Steven he smelled like rotten cheese

So Steven sprinkled pepper next to Sarah ‘til she sneezed

Markus called Maria a mangy monster mutt

So Maria put a “kick me” sign on Markus’s butt

Devon told me that I look like drool –

Why does everybody gotta be so cruel?


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