Poem 60 – I Don’t Need No Underwear

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“I Don’t Need No Underwear” by Jaymie Gerard

 

I don’t need no underwear

‘Specially not none under there

My mom may yell but I don’t care

‘Cause I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

No, not even a fancy pair

With stripes and polka-dots and flare

No, I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

I like my bottom good and bare

I may seem strange, I may be rare

But I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

Don’t need more cushion for my chair

Don’t be rude and try to stare

‘Cause I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

Don’t be polite and try to share

Now, that’s just gross, so don’t you dare

Oh I don’t need no underwear

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