Category Archives: Body

Poem 61 – Don’t Lick It

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“Don’t Lick It” by Jaymie Gerard

 

You gotta nose, go on and pick it

See what you can find and stick it

On a ball, and then go kick it

Or take your finger and just flick it

Into a mean, old neighbor’s thicket

Be creative!  That’s the ticket!

There’s just one rule, my friend – Don’t lick it.

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Poem 60 – I Don’t Need No Underwear

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“I Don’t Need No Underwear” by Jaymie Gerard

 

I don’t need no underwear

‘Specially not none under there

My mom may yell but I don’t care

‘Cause I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

No, not even a fancy pair

With stripes and polka-dots and flare

No, I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

I like my bottom good and bare

I may seem strange, I may be rare

But I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

Don’t need more cushion for my chair

Don’t be rude and try to stare

‘Cause I don’t need no underwear

 

I don’t need no underwear

Don’t be polite and try to share

Now, that’s just gross, so don’t you dare

Oh I don’t need no underwear

Poem 48 – “Bellybutton” by Jaymie Gerard

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“Bellybutton” by Jaymie Gerard

 

I looked down at my belly

And much to my surprise

I found a little button

Before my very eyes

I’m not sure how it got there

I don’t know what it’s for

But I think I’ll check the rest of me

To see if there are more

Day 20 – “Eeeeyup!”

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“Eeeeyup!” by Jaymie Gerard


Eeeeyup! I have the hiccups!

And I can’t stop this bout

Every time I try to

Another Eeeeyup! comes out

 

I had a little water

I tried hard not to breathe

I counted backwards from 100

But Eeeeyup!s won’t seem to leave

 

These Eeeeyup!s are so annoying

They are truly are a pain

If I can’t stop this Eeee-yup!ing soon

I think I’ll go insane