Peter called Petunia a pickled poopy pie
So Petunia stuck her tongue at him until it made him cry
Sandra told Steven he smelled like rotten cheese
So Steven sprinkled pepper next to Sarah ‘til she sneezed
Markus called Maria a mangy monster mutt
So Maria put a “kick me” sign on Markus’s butt
Devon told me that I look like drool –
Why does everybody gotta be so cruel?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s bold?
Who’s sparkly as diamonds
And shiny as gold?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s brave?
Who could fight off a dragon
Deep in a cave?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s smart?
Who’s a whiz in mathematics
And science and art?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone you’d trust?
Who would bury your secrets
Under the dust?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s strong?
Who could carry a tree for you
Fifteen feet long?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s fast?
Who’d stay behind with you
So you won’t be last?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone bighearted?
Who’d give you the last bite
Of cake he had started?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who cares?
Who, if you were crying,
You know would be there?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s funny?
Who does silly things
Like dancing in honey?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s cool?
Who likes to dress funky
And makes her own rules?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s good?
Who does the right thing
Just like he should?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s happy?
Who’s skippy and bouncy
And flippy and flappy?
What makes a friend
Who’s forever and true?
It’s someone quite special –
Someone just like you!
