Category Archives: School

Poem 49 – “Why Does Everybody Gotta Be So Cruel?”

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“Why Does Everybody Gotta Be So Cruel?” by Jaymie Gerard

 

Peter called Petunia a pickled poopy pie

So Petunia stuck her tongue at him until it made him cry

Sandra told Steven he smelled like rotten cheese

So Steven sprinkled pepper next to Sarah ‘til she sneezed

Markus called Maria a mangy monster mutt

So Maria put a “kick me” sign on Markus’s butt

Devon told me that I look like drool –

Why does everybody gotta be so cruel?

 

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Day 39 – “The Pee Pee Show”

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“The Pee Pee Show” by Jaymie Gerard

 

The other day in math class

I really had to “go”

I raised my hand up, way up high

To let the teacher know

When he finally called on me

He answered oh, so slow

And that’s when I had my accident

I call “The Pee-Pee Show”