Grapefruit by Jaymie Gerard
There’s one fruit I can say I hate
(Though others seem to think it’s great)
It looks kind of like an orange but
You’ll smell the difference when it’s cut
It’s usually a softball’s size
And yellowish or pink inside
It’s bitter, even with some sugar
The pulp, to me, feels like a booger
It’s just the worst, you can’t debate –
So Mom, WHY IS IT ON MY PLATE?!
