“My Pet Monkey” by Jaymie Gerard
I have a little monkey
My monkey’s name is Sam
He’s braver than a billy goat
He’s softer than a lamb
He’s stronger than a rhino
He’s wilder than a goose
He’s bigger than a rabbit
And cooler than a moose
He’s cuter than kitten
He’s slyer than a fox
He’s just the best pet ever and –
Oh yeah, he’s made of socks