If Ever There Was Never by Jaymie Gerard
If ever there was “Never”
(Because someone claimed it so)
If that “Never” happened ever –
We would, never, ever know!
If ever there was “Never”
(Because someone claimed it so)
If that “Never” happened ever –
We would, never, ever know!
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s bold?
Who’s sparkly as diamonds
And shiny as gold?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s brave?
Who could fight off a dragon
Deep in a cave?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s smart?
Who’s a whiz in mathematics
And science and art?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone you’d trust?
Who would bury your secrets
Under the dust?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s strong?
Who could carry a tree for you
Fifteen feet long?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s fast?
Who’d stay behind with you
So you won’t be last?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone bighearted?
Who’d give you the last bite
Of cake he had started?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who cares?
Who, if you were crying,
You know would be there?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s funny?
Who does silly things
Like dancing in honey?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s cool?
Who likes to dress funky
And makes her own rules?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s good?
Who does the right thing
Just like he should?
What makes a friend?
Is it someone who’s happy?
Who’s skippy and bouncy
And flippy and flappy?
What makes a friend
Who’s forever and true?
It’s someone quite special –
Someone just like you!
If we all were robots
Instead of girls and boys
Maybe we’d have humans
To play with as our toys
We’d keep them in our closets
And take them out for games
We’d dress them up in little clothes
And give them funny names
We’d take them to the marketplace
We’d take them to the pool
We’d listen to them singing songs
And send them off to school
We’d see them getting taller
We’d help them as they grow
We’d wish that they’d get smaller
But they don’t do that, you know
They’d grow up to be astronauts
And presidents and kings
We’d pretend that we were humans
So we could do human-like things
So we might as well be humans
If we ever get the choice
‘Cause who’d want to be robots
When we could be girls or boys?