“If We All Were Robots” by Jaymie Gerard
If we all were robots
Instead of girls and boys
Maybe we’d have humans
To play with as our toys
We’d keep them in our closets
And take them out for games
We’d dress them up in little clothes
And give them funny names
We’d take them to the marketplace
We’d take them to the pool
We’d listen to them singing songs
And send them off to school
We’d see them getting taller
We’d help them as they grow
We’d wish that they’d get smaller
But they don’t do that, you know
They’d grow up to be astronauts
And presidents and kings
We’d pretend that we were humans
So we could do human-like things
So we might as well be humans
If we ever get the choice
‘Cause who’d want to be robots
When we could be girls or boys?