The other day in math class
I really had to “go”
I raised my hand up, way up high
To let the teacher know
When he finally called on me
He answered oh, so slow
And that’s when I had my accident
I call “The Pee-Pee Show”
Eeeeyup! I have the hiccups!
And I can’t stop this bout
Every time I try to
Another Eeeeyup! comes out
I had a little water
I tried hard not to breathe
I counted backwards from 100
But Eeeeyup!s won’t seem to leave
These Eeeeyup!s are so annoying
They are truly are a pain
If I can’t stop this Eeee-yup!ing soon
I think I’ll go insane
Last Tuesday something happened that had not happened before
My mother gave me ice cream, then my father gave me more
They kept on filling up my bowl – Why? I’m not quite sure
I ate and ate and ate until I fell down to the floor
A feeling awfully strange came on so sudden and so quick
My stomach did some somersaults, a mean and nasty trick
My favorite food in the whole world was making me quite sick
I just couldn’t believe it as I took a final lick
And now I can’t stand ice cream, I can’t stand to see its sight
I don’t ask for it for breakfast, don’t want it late at night
In fact, the thought of ice cream now really gives me a fright
“Hey kiddo, you want some ice cream?”
Well… maybe just one bite!
A Children's Poem a Day 